David and The Lingering Sadness...

Thursday, November 23, 2006

The Weak End is Coming!!!!!!

Oh! How the weeks fly by when you are teaching seventeen classes a day.

I have major plans for this weak end, involving a special somebody. I can't divulge anything else write now except to say that it's a girl.

Yes, I met somebody new. I decided to go to church the other day to get in touch with my spiritual side. I chose the Catholic church. I hate the Protestant church, they build too big churches. The sermon was obviously in Korean, so understood quite a lot. But, there was a lovely young Vietnamese girl there. She helped translate a few things for me. She also told me she really liked me, she could sense the good in me. She said her dream was to marry an Australian, but she wasn't after a passport or anything. How Charming. I think I'm falling for her.

We are going to meet this weekend to pray together.

See you later alligator

The D man

17 Comments:

  • At 8:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ashes to dust.

    Not looking good you yellow toothed queers.

    We're gonna spank you all over the great nation of Australia.

    What will your excuse be this time?

     
  • At 9:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You couldn't spank anyone all over our nation of Australia, because most of it is desert wasteland you fool. That's why we sent you there.

     
  • At 10:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i figured you'd say something like that.... nothing to do with the only real measure of a country's greatness... cricket.

     
  • At 10:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    602/9d (155.0 ov)

    fuck this feels good. I knew we would destroy you ugly bastards.

    now lets hear fro John Bull all about criminals and desert waste lands and loyal subjects and all that other garbage.

    We all know the only thing that matters is cricket and you fucking suck.

     
  • At 8:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What about Rugby?

     
  • At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war

     
  • At 6:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That was pathetic. Englad really has no chance against a powerhouse like Australia. It seems strange that they would bother with the tour at all. Why not tour somewhere else like Canada where they might have a chance at victory?

     
  • At 9:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The Ashes are following the exact same pattern as 2005, just as I predicted.

     
  • At 10:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Old John Bull doesnt have much to say when his boys get embarrassed at cricket.
    Its better that way, Englishmen are much easier to tolerate when their mouths are closed.

     
  • At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Unlike you retarded australian mouth breathers, I don't need to open my mouth to write something down.

    Why would I have needed to write more than I did? It summed up the situation perfectly. Now, learn some manners.

     
  • At 5:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Or. I'll have to come over there and thrash you.

     
  • At 5:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sulk all you want. Your team is terrible and Australia is superb.

     
  • At 6:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Australia is a shithole, full of shitheads!

     
  • At 6:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    sticks and stones may break my bones. My my team is better than yours. Haha, England is the worst sporting nation of all time.

     
  • At 6:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    oh and by the way... we havent forgotten about you fucks. A and J. We are waiting for our parcel to arrive in the mail. Then the revenge plan will be set in motion.

     
  • At 8:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It seems even the D-man has left us.... The world is such a lonely place for ole Jack

     
  • At 2:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    death is but a mere peaceful reflection of life.

     

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