The D man's 3 Beautifully Things!?!
I just had a really original idea for my post. I'm going to list three things I find beautiful. I don't think anyone has done this before, have they?
1. Having so many female friends. Not many straight(ish) males like myself are fortunate to have so many close female companions. I think it makes me a much betterer person, a more rounded individual. I don't think most men have the maturity to spend so much time amongst the fairer sex. I feel infinitely blessed.
2. Blogging. Blogging is important to me, because even when I have nothing to say, I have something to say and when nobody whats to hear me, somebody wants to hear me. You catch my drift? It's circular logic, like the bible.
3. That blank space in your mind. It always comes when I'm trying to think of a third beautiful thing and frustrates me. But, I've now realised that, it is, in it's self, quite a beautiful thing. I love turning negatives 360 degrees so they are facing the opposite way and don't bother me anymore.
The D man
1. Having so many female friends. Not many straight(ish) males like myself are fortunate to have so many close female companions. I think it makes me a much betterer person, a more rounded individual. I don't think most men have the maturity to spend so much time amongst the fairer sex. I feel infinitely blessed.
2. Blogging. Blogging is important to me, because even when I have nothing to say, I have something to say and when nobody whats to hear me, somebody wants to hear me. You catch my drift? It's circular logic, like the bible.
3. That blank space in your mind. It always comes when I'm trying to think of a third beautiful thing and frustrates me. But, I've now realised that, it is, in it's self, quite a beautiful thing. I love turning negatives 360 degrees so they are facing the opposite way and don't bother me anymore.
The D man
posted by Bar Bar Butt @ 10:05 PM
24 Comments:
At 10:58 PM,
Anonymous said…
Knowing Chanch the bad man is still going strong. That is the most beautiful gift.
At 11:04 PM,
Anonymous said…
1. Watching re-runs of England's 2005 Ashes triumph and envisaging a repeat of this success in the coming months.
2. The dream I had last night. I met all the Angry Australian Men in a dark alley (they were sucking each others cocks) and beating the living hell out of each one of them. Hopefully, this dream will come true soon.
3. Sending criminals to Australia.
4. Queen Elizabeth II.
At 11:19 PM,
Anonymous said…
1.The
2.Champions
3.Trophy
At 3:39 PM,
Anonymous said…
the transvestite I took home the other night who turned out to be a woman. Imagine my suprise. It was my first time.
At 4:26 PM,
Anonymous said…
Are they the only three words you can remember to spell? Because, you obviously don't know how to spell the name of your country.
The Champions Trophy is a meaningless bauble in a de-civilised version of the gentleman's sport. That is why Australians often are victorious.
The real test this winter will not be on the cricket field, but in the stands. Can the neanderthal Australian supporters control their primal intstincts as their boys are being put firmly in their place on the field; I somehow doubt it.
At 5:02 PM,
Anonymous said…
haha.
We knew it would come to this. Having no response for a dismal performance and utter disgrace in the Champions tournament, the yellow toothers have resorted to pointing out minor typing errors. Ouch, that really hurts.
I assume John Bull is either A or J. You will get yours soon enough.
At 1:47 PM,
Anonymous said…
i gave her a shove, i pushed with all my might, i pushed with all my love, i threw my child into a bottomless pit, she was screaming as she fell but i never heard her hit.
At 6:54 PM,
Anonymous said…
John Bull is John Bull.
There was a response, you moron. Had it taken you so long to read the first paragraph, you just couldn't be bothered with the rest?
One day cricket is a monkey's game, it's nearly as low and pointless as baseball.
At 6:57 PM,
Anonymous said…
The tour is barely a week old and we've already seen what vile racists Australians really are.
Ok, Panesar is a Paki, but he's our Paki and only we can call him a Paki. You racist de-generates.
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At 7:24 PM,
Anonymous said…
why don't you dicks just piss off
At 8:14 PM,
Anonymous said…
A paki is a paki. Even if you give him yellow teeth and force him to admire that wrinkled stink bag you call the queen.
At 2:13 PM,
Anonymous said…
coy askew/caleb jones ur website sucks. you are just a bunch of pussy chasing pussies. fucking wimps...harden up be a man. tossers! fuck off leave our blog alone.
At 10:53 PM,
Anonymous said…
...the sound of my childrens feet as they pitter-patter into my classroom each day
...a text message from BongPoo thoughfully explaining why she cant go to lunch
...cake with the girls after fujitsu class, a thursday morning treat
At 8:00 AM,
Anonymous said…
...the photo on my desk of my brother-in-law Stu, brother Ron and our dogs with the 68kg boar we took down up stone valley 4, SouthWestLand 1997, it was a good fight and good eating
...watching the allblacks over at Dereks on monday. we sat on top of the sofa like it was a grandstand and had a couple of brews, it really opened my eyes to the marvels of the computer world
...the bloke down the street who sells bbq meat over half-cut 44gallon drums. totally irresponsible bloody asian thing to do but yeah,na it tastes good and i havent seen anyone fall in yet
At 4:20 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oh now the kiwis are getting involved. Pathetic cow country.
I propose that this site be restricted to Englishmen only as morons from other nations have nothing of any value to say anyway. From this day forward let it be known that anyone who is not English may worship the Queen from a respectable distance but shall not be allowed to speak unless asked a direct question by an Englishman.
At 5:43 PM,
Anonymous said…
what I want to know is who would win if uncle sam and john bull got into a fight, because last time I checked old sam kicked some serious ass in the late 1700s and then bailed bull out of two world wars, not to mention saved bull from a serious soviet threat for the latter half of the 20th century. It's amazing that english people still speak english, when, without american intervention the english would either be speaking german, russian, or french, so really, one could say that the english language is a gift from the americans to the english. They should be grateful, meek, third-worldish in their reverence and respect for the great white nation of america.
At 7:07 PM,
Anonymous said…
perhaps the question is...on average which nation can bench the most? or more interestingly who benches the most per capita?
At 8:26 PM,
Anonymous said…
Typical kiwi response.."per capita" per capita percapita percapita...
At 5:29 AM,
Anonymous said…
off subject a bit...but has anyone heard from "Andy in Korea" andy lately?
I've been visiting everyday and hes posting nothing 'personal' at all just a bunch of photos of bible pages
its not like him
i've been scrolling down your site just to see that glorious photo of him by the rocks to cheer me up
At 3:47 AM,
Anonymous said…
This blog sucks ass. You guys are homos. Why dont you find some women instead of sitting around being fags?
At 6:16 PM,
Anonymous said…
Paul Wright...
At 6:16 PM,
Anonymous said…
...sucks arse !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At 6:22 PM,
Anonymous said…
I'd rather be a Soviet than a septic, any day of the week.
We were doing well before you turned up in the wars and we'd still have won without you.
Even if, we had let Hitler take over Britain, it would still have been better than being an ally to you fuckers.
Hitler had some great policies.
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