Exiguous Posting!

Wednesday 9st November 2006

Got up on the wrong end of the bed this morning, i (small i's today, i don't feel important enough to use big I's) think. Every little thing seems to be going wrong.

First of all, i stood on my pet cactus, Makali. I knew it was a mistake to leave her at the bottom of my bed.

Then, i went to get a drink of orange juice, only to find it had been left out of the fridge. Disaster! I hate luke-warm OJ! I took a swig anyway, it turned out to be urine, the toilet was obviously broken last night and Kay had to go somewhere. The orange bottle with my name on the side mus thave been the only place he could find. The old wag!

Then, then, I found out my heroine Britney, has filed for divorce. I hate it when families break up, it brings back painful memories.

Now, I hear the Republicans are going to win the American election and George Bush is going to stay in power. Another disaster, especially for all those poor kiddies dying in Iran.

OH! The misery.

The D Man.


P.s. Sometimes, it feels like i'm the only one who bothers.

The attitude of some of the other people who are supposed to contribute to this site on a regular basis, frankly, consternates me. Despite my problems, I go out of my way to post as often as possible; I believe my input is witty, pertinent, thought provoking, applicable, apropos, germane and completely relevant. I never make the same point twice and I never linger on an issue, in order to pad out another meaningless, mindless, pointless, insignificant rant, as some people do.

Simon and El Rey, this post is specifically aimed at you. When was the last time you contributed? Can you look at yourself in the mirror and say my recent contributions have been sufficient, adequete or even passable?

I don't think you can. So, you better sort yourselves out, quick smart.