David and The Lingering Sadness...

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Waking up next to somebody you think you know cares!

I hope I think, I know she cares. There she was resplendent in her beautiful orangeness; what a sight to wake up to; she rolled and touched her solarplexus; oh; how I wish she'd touched me; then she lent over and whispered something in my hear; she had a voice that felt like childs tear drops falling on an armadillo. "You droppy key in sleepy." She cared: I meant something to her; and with that; she was gone; Gone like a childs tear drops in the ocean; gone; gone gone from me, forever.

Why does this happen to me every time I sleep in a Jim Jill bang? WHy? WhY? wHY? why me Lord? why?

The D man.

PS I've been working on my punctuation and syntax. Is it evident?

posted by Bar Bar Butt @ 7:39 PM  

13 Comments:

  • At 9:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    The only thing thats evident is that your balls have burrowed themselves even deeper inside your gullet.

    THE ANDONG UNIVERSITY PHANTOM

     

  • At 9:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    you are a cocksucker and a floorsucker dick

     

  • At 9:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ANDONG UNIVERSITY PHANTOM

    i think i like you and i'd like to hear more about you
    maybe we could hang out some time, i mean not in a homo way or anything but maybe to play billiards or badminton and have a beer
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    i made up a name

     

  • At 4:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ok then, let me tell you a little somthing about me.

    My daddy left home when I was three, he didnt leave much for Ma and me. Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
    Well I dont blame him cuz he run and hid. But the meanest thing that he ever did.... before he left, he went named me Sue.

    Well he must've thought that it was quite a joke and it got lots of laughs from lots of folks. It seems I had to fight my hole life through.
    A girl would giggle and I'd get get red, then some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head. I'll tell ya, life aint easy for a boy named Sue.

    But I grew up quick and I grew up mean, my fists got hard and my wits got kean. Roaming from town to town to hide my shame.
    I made a vow by the moon and stars that I'd search the Honky Tonks and bars and kill the man who gave me that awful name.

    So here I am. In Korea. Andong to be exact still searching for my dad to give him a good ass kicking.

    The problem is, I've become sidetracked. After meeting David, I cant think of any better way to spend my days other than making David's life hell. After I've succeeded in doing so I suppose Ill once again begin to look for that dirty mangey dog that name me Sue. Until then... David must suffer.

    THE ANDONG UNIVERSITY PHANTOM

     

  • At 12:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    nice sight you fuckin idiots

     

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  • At 10:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Not too much happening here these days. I knew you losers would get tired of your foolish games before long. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

     

  • At 4:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    David is a toss.

     

  • At 4:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    David is a toss.

     

  • At 4:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    David is a toss.

     

  • At 4:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    David is a toss.

     

  • At 7:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    NO, you sir are the toss. I have a girlfriend and a motorcycle. What do you have? A hangover and a poor attitude?

     

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